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| Author | Topic: another victim of PORNOLIZE |
| fuckin' chris |
posted 8/12/02 5:02 PM
August 4 - The cuntlapping more things change... When I was a fistfucking kid, my room was creamed with magazine pages. You couldn't turn your head without being balled by a fire-plowing Gene "Fuck me for a Buck" Simmons, a sneering Nikki "Buzzwordbaby" Sixx, or any of the Def "Bite Me" Leppard record sleeves, which were all taped to the fingerfucking wall. My room was a gamahucheing tribute to all raunchs that I shouldn't have known anything about at such a young age. Time, age, wisdom, maturity, financial independence all come to pass... At the KXOA auction last night, I actually won the same pictures of Nikki "Big Dick" Sixx and Warren DeMartini that I had on my wall many charvers earlier. But there's one difference... I now own the originals, which were taken (and fingerfucked) by Neil "Rugmuncher" Zlozower and appeared in Bangs and Hit "Mistress Anal" Parader browns, respectively. Even worse, I actually remember talking to a smacking girl about the charvers of the wanking magazine in which the ballbusts appeared, and remember saying, "Yeah, the fingering Warren pic was from a Ballbusts magazine Ratt concert review, cocksucked in 1985 or 86 in the asslicking issue with Stephen "Pimp Mastah" Pearcy on the cover, with a smooching red background..." No wonder normal bangs hate me... But on the spanking bright side, I also won a copy of Def "Fuck me for a Buck" Leppard's new cd which will replace the sucking one that was lost in my latest car-theft adventure. So a licking review of it WILL appear here. Also unclefucks week - motherfucks (finally) from the titty fucking Gary "Airing the Orchid" Hoey show and maybe a few from the cuntlapping auction if they come out. http://www.pornolize.com Infest the text of any website with pornographic filth. YEEEEEAH! |
| James |
posted 8/15/02 3:04 AM
Damn... Chris must have hacked into my computer and swiped the original draft for that day's update... The Miguel filter is pretty funny, too... http://www.famousjames.com Useless. Totally useless. |
| fuckin' chris |
posted 8/15/02 8:43 PM
Your computer isn't as easy to hack as I thought it would be. No offense, of course. http://www.web.com The easiest address on the web. |
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