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| Author | Topic: New Year's Resolutions, anyone? |
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Mark Longmire (Moderator) |
posted 12/31/01 4:19 PM
Does anyone have any New Year's resolutions? Here's mine: 1. Stop drinking directly out of the milk, soda, orange juice, and baking soda containers in the refrigerator. 2. Stop smoking... at least during church on the rare occasions that I attend. 3. Stop using the term "be-otch" when talking to police and other authority figures. 4. Reduce my daily dosage of Viagra, especially when I'm just walking through the mall or at the grocery store. 5. Skip daily dosage of Viagra on Thursdays when I hang around playgrounds. 6. Throw the Thanksgiving turkey out. 7. Be kinder and more sensitive to retards and totally f***ed-up people. 8. Try to lose weight so that I can slip back into that size 7 teddy. 9. Have that rash seen about... by a medical professional this time. 10. Liquidate all my enemies... and you know who you are. |
| SRM |
posted 1/4/02 1:35 AM
I resolve to: 1.) Watch lots and lots of Black Adder, Are You Being Served?, and Monty Python. B.) Stay away from the Sunsphere. III.) Get a pet turnip. |
| bekel |
posted 1/4/02 3:53 AM
I resolve to behave in public. (*Sigh* My life has just become plebian.) |
| Christopher Shields |
posted 1/10/02 8:31 PM
I resolve to finally sit down and write that book that I've always been meaning to get around to. - "The Scratch-And-Sniff Pop-Up Guide to Modern Flatulence" http://www.goingfaster.com Trust me. It makes more sense than your average NASCAR event... |
| Bob |
posted 2/10/06 2:07 AM
What a LOSER! |
| zach longmire |
posted 1/20/08 7:23 PM
i had a good time in scotland |
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