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Mark Longmire
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posted 1/14/02 2:59 PM     Click here to send email to Mark Longmire  
I saw Lord of the Rings this weekend. I saw it with friends and wouldn't have chosen to see it on my own. Man, was it painstakingly long. I couldn't wait to get out of the theater. Did anyone else see it?
Bruce Vieser posted 1/14/02 4:57 PM     Click here to send email to Bruce Vieser  
Thank God. I saw it with a group that thought it was the next "Citizen Kane". I am like - "WTF?" I read the books and was not impressed with the movie. Kinda like Lethal Weapon meets The Endless Story.
Oh and yes it was incredibly long.


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Mark Longmire
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posted 1/14/02 6:48 PM     Click here to send email to Mark Longmire  
Near the end (during the last battle), I heard a horn blow and was hoping that it was a bus to take the actors back to their trailers and finally end the thing. But unfortunately, it was just one of the guys blowing some sort of battle horn. That same guy was lucky soon after. He got killed and for his funeral his body was sent over the waterfall... therefore he got to skip the last 15 minutes of the movie and get home in time to catch The Weakest Link.
Bruce Vieser posted 1/14/02 7:22 PM     Click here to send email to Bruce Vieser  
Hell, I dozed off.


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Mark Longmire
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posted 1/14/02 8:39 PM     Click here to send email to Mark Longmire  
I wish I had.
Mark Longmire
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posted 1/14/02 10:22 PM     Click here to send email to Mark Longmire  
Hey Bruce... would you rather see Lord of the Rings again, or have a live chicken rammed up your rear end?
Bruce Vieser posted 1/14/02 10:42 PM     Click here to send email to Bruce Vieser  
This ones easy. Due to my advanced age, I would rather reverse ingest the chicken. It would be quicker and less painful than an agonizing review of LOTR.



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Mark Longmire
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posted 1/15/02 2:00 PM     Click here to send email to Mark Longmire  
I was thinking the exact same thing
as you... which totally frightens me
out of my wits.


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Bruce Vieser posted 1/15/02 2:44 PM     Click here to send email to Bruce Vieser  
Calm down. Other than this we have nothing in common. And, of course I still fully detest your very existance.


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