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| Author | Topic: New Zealand is a planet? |
| R2-M9 |
posted 5/28/03 11:03 PM
This thread is here to compare earth's countries to the planets in Star Wars. For example: Tatooine seems to resemble Iraq. 1.It has a terranical leader 2.is a hangout for gun runners 3.and completly ignores any other governments. This will be conducted in three segments. Segment A- Time of Galactic Republic, within 30 years before the Clone Wars Segment B- The Rebel Alliance is attempting to overthrow the Empire. Segment C- The time of the New Republic, through the beginning of the Galactic Alliance. Let us start SEGMENT A. Notes: Assume that the UN is the galactic senate. |
| Grand Moff Andy |
posted 5/29/03 1:53 PM
Re: Iraq -- lol, not anymore! Re: The UN -- is the Galactic Senate as ineffectual as the UN? |
| iloveyouiknow |
posted 5/29/03 5:32 PM
Pretty much. If you notice, the senate has no power to stop the blockade that the Trade Federation put on Naboo. It was up to the people of Naboo, (with the help of the Jedi) to free themselves. From that I deduce that Naboo=Kuwait. The blockade would equal the invasion that Iraq did to them. The UN then sent ambassadors (i.e. U.S. Special Forces) to go and help clear out the country. |
| Darth Tine |
posted 5/29/03 8:09 PM
Empire=Nazis Emperor=Hitler Both got into power by using terror and deceit, both were originally thought to be a "good" thing for their people Darth Vader=Heinrich Himmler(leader of the SS and Gestapo) Humans in the Empire=Germans the "master race" Aliens or nonhumans=Jews etc. |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 5/29/03 9:12 PM
Somebody do France. I would do it, but I don't know enough about planets in Star Wars to do it. |
| iloveyouiknow |
posted 6/9/03 7:00 PM
Gypsies = Jawas Go around in big caravans selling illegitimate things. Can never be understood unless they want to be. |
| Da Wookie |
posted 6/16/03 0:37 AM
France = Bothawui They are in the middle of politics, even though they don't actually do ANYTHING! they think they have a sayin everything, but people just ignore them. They always have something going on under the table and try to manipulate things to their liking, but it soedn't work. and whenever they get invaded, they cry for help and everyone else has to save their butts. |
| Da Wookie |
posted 7/7/03 0:27 AM
Since This post is an utter flop I suggest that we make fun of each other here. |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 10/22/03 2:28 PM
What is the definition of "Borgology?" Is it anything like "Wumbology?" And what about "Extrovaculor Polyandrichia Organisms?" |
| Da Wookie |
posted 11/19/03 5:00 AM
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! your not a Packers fan by any chance? |
| Darth Tine |
posted 11/19/03 11:01 PM
He must be, only a packer fan could be so foolish. |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 11/20/03 5:27 PM
Actually, I'm a pure-bred Bears/Cubs fan! |
| iloveyouiknow |
posted 11/25/03 7:41 PM
This one's kind of obvious. Hoth = Antarctica. A completly uninhabited place with constant snow that is only good for military installations. |
| Derris |
posted 11/25/03 7:47 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A post that is actually on topic? Who would have believed it? |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 11/30/03 4:26 AM
I have a good one! Oh wait...... no I don't. |
| Da Wookie |
posted 12/12/03 8:16 PM
The Maw = ILYIK's head it sucks in everything in the universe. it is a black hole. Maybe deep down there is a science installation (his Brain) but it never gets used. |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 12/14/03 5:01 PM
Obviously not. That's why ILYIK isn't taking physics. That's why he's taking Philosophy |
| Da Wookie |
posted 1/14/04 4:19 PM
I guess I'm the only one who likes this post or something! I'm the only one who ever posts on topic. is it me or are all of you just really boring? |
| Darth Tine |
posted 1/17/04 11:18 PM
Umm. I don't know. What's this topic about again? |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 1/23/04 8:51 PM
Da Wookie = Chewbacca Their both Wookiees, and they both smell funny. |
| Darth Tine |
posted 1/24/04 1:04 AM
And they look funny too! |
| Da Wookie |
posted 1/26/04 3:38 PM
That's it! I know were you two live. I may look and smell funny, but my biscep is twice the size of your head. |
| Darth Tine |
posted 1/26/04 5:08 PM
In your dreams. I'm your sister. I know the real size of your biscep. |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 1/29/04 9:41 PM
You bet; It's bigger than an Elephants thigh!!! Or did you mean Da Wookie? |
| Da Wookie |
posted 2/2/04 4:03 PM
You two have done it for the last time. I think I'm going to do something.......... O.k. I did it. |
| Dark Death Dude |
posted 2/6/04 6:19 PM
And what did you do, exactly? |
| Da Wookie |
posted 2/9/04 9:09 AM
If you knew, you'd wish you didn't. |
| Darth Tine |
posted 2/10/04 9:46 PM
Didn't you hear that DDD? He thought!!! A first! And certainly cause for celebration! |
| Da Wookie |
posted 3/2/04 2:26 PM
Ha,Ha,Ha! That was Great! you, like, thought that I was going to, like beat you up! This is so GGRREEAATT! and then you said that I thought for the first time! That was Gr.....HEY! |
| Dark Death dude |
posted 3/6/04 5:23 PM
Just a little slow, are we, Da Wookie? |
| Da Wookie |
posted 3/9/04 2:14 PM
Holy Crap! dat wazn't funny! |
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