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Author Topic:   STAR WARS vs. star trek
iloveyouiknow posted 7/4/03 4:15 AM     Click here to send email to iloveyouiknow  
Here we post funny little ditties proving that Star Wars is better than star trek.
Example:


When Captain Picard's First Officer slaps people, they fly across the room.

When Captain Solo's First Officer slaps people, they die.

Da Wookie posted 7/6/03 11:34 PM    
In star trek, when they want to make a unique alien, they add some ridges to someones forehead.
In STAR WARS, they cover midgets in little furry suits and make them swing on vines.
Dark Death Dude posted 9/7/03 2:43 PM    
In Star Wars you have x-wings,Tie Fighters, etc. In Star Trek you have, um...... Shuttles. Do those things even have weapons?
Aims posted 9/10/03 3:16 PM     Click here to send email to Aims  
they do have weapons!!! Of course they have weapons, well normally, i'm sure there are some star wars ship that don't have weapons as well. (this evidence would obviously be better with come prove - tough luck, i don't have any you, you'll have to be content with: "i'm sure")
Derris posted 9/11/03 6:32 PM    
So, if we were to take a Star Destroyer with no fighters up against the Enterprise-E, Who do you think would win?
Let's see what other kind of match-ups we can come up with.
Aims posted 9/14/03 4:18 PM     Click here to send email to Aims  
(err... which one was the enterprise E again????)
Darth Tine posted 9/15/03 5:24 PM    
Doesn't matter. A star destroyer would slaughter any of the Enterprizes. How was your trip to York Aims? Have fun?
Aims posted 9/17/03 8:06 PM    
It was great!
Darth Tine posted 9/18/03 9:35 PM    
That's good. What is York like? Is it a big city? Other than that, what's up with you? I have to start school next week. :( What a bummer. I also have to get a job. Bigger bummer. I can't just laze around anymore. Life is so cruel.
Aims posted 9/20/03 11:08 PM     Click here to send email to Aims  
Okay, so normally i would say i'm just being a bit dosy and forgetting stuff and what not, but then again, knowing the poeple inh this forum, i think someone was, i dunno, acidentally pretending to be me???
Never mind! [Big sigh] Don't quite know what the point was with that but the statement i didn't make was quite true, i had an awsome time in York. It's a lovely city and it was relaly nice to see Alan!!!
I am starting uni on the 30th, so quite excited about that but untill then i am working, after spending all my money in Africa i feel as if i should maybe make a bit before i hed off to spend more.
;-)
Aims posted 9/30/03 9:43 PM    
What is it with people and pretending to be me? I didn't say either of those things! Somone has some big identity problems. Although most of what they said was true. except york was really ugly and i had a terrible time with alan JK ; ). i'm not getting a job either. that is good advice though.
Aims posted 10/3/03 8:26 PM    
knock it off and stop pretending to be me! York was alright, but I still like london better.
Darth Tine posted 10/9/03 9:43 PM    
You ever notice that no one even pretends to talk about star Wars anymore? Someone get a good discussion going!! I would but I have already started the majority of the discussions. If you can't think of anything, just start a good story time or something.
Dark Death dude posted 10/13/03 7:51 PM    
Yess Ma'am. (grumbling)
Dark Death Dude posted 10/22/03 2:21 PM    
So, shich name sounds cooler; Star Wars of Star Trek? Tome says the second one does. .....?
Da Wookie posted 11/4/03 6:31 PM    
And who might Tome be? I am afraid that i don't know anyone by that name.
Dark Death Dude posted 11/12/03 6:08 PM    
Oh, he's my third cousin's uncle's Great-Great-Grandmother's daughter's husband's sister's brother's son, twice removed, on my mother's side.
Da Wookie posted 11/19/03 5:07 AM    
So he would be...... Your father?
Dark Death Dude posted 11/20/03 5:26 PM    
Something like that.
Aims posted 11/22/03 2:24 AM     Click here to send email to Aims  
see above and you can actually tell which ones AREN'T me coz they are the ones without the little e-mail sticker, but then you could prob tell any how. But then that's prob me just pointing out how long i've not been here for, i'll shut up now...
Darth Tine posted 11/24/03 1:00 AM    
Oh, well that takes the fun out of everything.
Aims posted 11/30/03 4:12 AM    
Shoot! you ruined it!
Da Wookie posted 12/5/03 4:45 AM     Click here to send email to Da Wookie  
guess what! I'm not the real Da Wookie because mine has the email thingy too! or maybe all of the other posts are imposters! but would that make them the real Da Wookie because the fake Da Wookie never posted? Wait..... I'm confused.
Darth Tine posted 12/6/03 0:26 AM     Click here to send email to Darth Tine  
So am I. Does that mean that if I have the e-mail thing, I'm an imposter too? But, if i'm an imposter, who's the real Darth Tine? And why isn't she me? This is all so confusing.
Dark Death Dude posted 12/6/03 4:01 AM    
At least I'M real.
Darth Tine posted 12/6/03 9:02 PM     Click here to send email to Darth Tine  
Unfortunatly for the rest of us that is true.
Aims posted 12/9/03 1:16 AM     Click here to send email to Aims  
no duh, real me HAS the e-mail sticker!! So he isn't real after all, shame...
aims posted 12/9/03 4:18 PM     Click here to send email to aims  
I'm glad thats cleared up
Dark Death Dude posted 12/9/03 4:19 PM    
Did you just insult me, DT?
Darth Tine posted 12/9/03 9:24 PM     Click here to send email to Darth Tine  
Yes I believe I did. And to spare you having to reply, you are going to say "Oh, good, I'm glad that's cleared up."
Da Wookie posted 12/12/03 8:11 PM     Click here to send email to Da Wookie  
But can we truely be Real? or are we just images being percieved by others? Berkley said "To be is To Be Precieved." does this mean that if we are not being percieved we will simply vanish? does reality even exist. If a tree falls in the forest and no ones there to here it, Do jelly donuts still taste as good? all these answers and more, on the next "Da Wookie's Philopsophy Corner."
Dark Death Dude posted 12/14/03 5:03 PM    
Good, I"m glad that's all cleared up.
Darth Tine posted 12/16/03 4:20 AM    
Your so predictable. Go wild and say something different.
Da Wookie posted 12/17/03 1:20 AM    
That's what I was trying to do you arogant piece of donkey spittle!
Dark Death Dude posted 12/17/03 6:29 PM    
LOTR:ROTK stunk! It was the most horrendous movie I think I've ever seen. The only people worth recognition in that movie were Pippin, Frodo, Sauron, The Witch king, gollum, and Denethor. The rest were goody-two-shoes.
Da Wookie posted 12/20/03 5:39 AM    
What about that one orc! he was pretty cool.
Da Wookie posted 1/19/04 0:51 AM    
I wish I could be as cool as that orc. :(
Aims posted 1/20/04 11:28 AM     Click here to send email to Aims  
you didn't really think it was horrendus DDD? well you gave recognition to a bloody lot of people for someone who thought it was horrendus.
I really liked it, i thouht i it was good. Not sure if it was betetr than the second but it was definitly better than the first, prob in the same league as the second, but relly really good.
Dark Death Dude posted 1/21/04 4:05 PM    
No, I didn't really think it was horrendous.
Da Wookie posted 1/21/04 4:09 PM    
But that Orc was pretty cool!
Dark Death Dude posted 1/23/04 8:55 PM    
Did he die?
Da Wookie posted 1/26/04 3:46 PM    
Yes, He Died. That's why he's so cool! His head was striken from his head and his black blood stained the mossy ground. his reign of terror will not soon be forgoten for his kin still seek revenge of the one who smote him to his doom.
Dark Death Dude posted 1/29/04 9:40 PM    
Hmmm...... How grusome. Did he fertilize the soil with his spilt innards?
Da Wookie posted 2/2/04 3:56 PM    
No Bob. Orcs don't fertilize, They only destroy.
Dark Death Dude posted 2/6/04 6:15 PM    
You never actually SEE him die, ya know. Perhaps he lives to fight another day!
Da Wookie posted 2/9/04 9:08 AM    
You know what? You are a sad example of an orc hater. the ALL die in the movies. it doesn't matter if you see them or not. it is a common fact that every orc dies in the movies.
Darth Tine posted 2/10/04 9:44 PM    
Yeah, Duh.
Dark Death Dude posted 2/11/04 2:10 PM    
Is Yous insulitng me?
Da Wookie posted 2/15/04 10:56 PM    
yeah, Duh.
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