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Klink posted 5/9/05 9:50 PM    
Well, we ended up winning the drink-off over greek week by a long shot.....representin' to the best of our drinking ability!
Klink posted 5/10/05 4:55 AM    
P.S. - Going to have an update as to what National has said sbout us coming back very soon.........
Fuey posted 5/10/05 1:38 PM    
thats great you won... but who is left up there... I am guessing it was you guys against pines? In 2000 kappa had a rough time finding guys and beta was down to there last members...
Fuey posted 5/10/05 1:40 PM    
I remember our team in 2000 was captained by Sean-o. He got his little bro Andy, Craw-daddy, Magnet, Loofa, PJ and I in for it. Craw-daddy was suiciding and did some damage. Toolbox was a mess but took it like a champ. Who could forget Loofa saying to that cop, "C'mon Charlie give me back the tap!"
All I can say is that having worked for public safety saved me that day. Talking all shit housed to officer maruco (bike cop)....
JR 137 posted 5/10/05 3:08 PM     Click here to send email to JR 137  
Lufa said that? Are you sure it wasn't Tommy Crenshaw
Klink posted 5/10/05 4:13 PM    
There was a total of six of us. Jed, Riley, Joey, Tootie, Meat and I. Though Tootie had about 2 beers and Meat came at the last little bit of it and had about 5 beers. But no one else was even close to us.
sparky posted 5/21/05 1:40 AM    
In My own defence I had at least 8 beers and was not even suppossed to be in the drink off. I just feel perhaps having to work at 8 in the morning the next day, means take it easy on the drinking. I mean working 9 hours hungover is a little worse than skipping the one class you are enrolled in and playing games -Klink
Klink posted 5/23/05 12:11 AM    
pussy.....I once got drunk till 4 in the morning and woke up at 7 to go to work - Spark Tootie Fresh and Fruity
Mizzy posted 7/5/05 10:11 PM    
They still have a greek week? Who participates? Beta Gamma whatever the hell they were? Kappa who knows what? A bunch of silly soroties who are going to have to go back to the brownie days to sustain their numbers? And how many years do you figure it will continue? I need our last few brothers to vacated North Adams as soon as possible so that we can A-Bomb MCLA. I just hope we don't hurt Jack's
Fuey posted 7/9/05 1:12 PM    
Mizzy,
In humble opinion if we were to bomb North Adams back to the stone age, there would be few survivors... the cock roaches that no doubt lives in the boardmans, and rising like a phoenix from the ashes, Jack Lavanos heading to work to open Jack's on eagle street for monthly hungry man contest....
sparky posted 7/14/05 2:53 AM    
Klink I once drunk 5 days straight without sleep went to CLASS and WORK. But some of us dont stay in college for 6 years and eventually get real life jobs. Mine I happen to be a banker and for me to to be hung over and dieing in a suit, does not sound like a fun day. One day when you finally graduate, 2 more years u might understnad this.
JR 137 posted 7/15/05 12:56 AM     Click here to send email to JR 137  
Mizzy - I agree with your statements, but one thing is wrong. If we bombed NA into the stone ages, that would be bringing them CLOSER to current times, not setting them back.
Klink posted 7/17/05 5:51 PM     Click here to send email to Klink  
Sorry if i'm not super-student like you tootlet. I love college! In fact, I plan on continuing my tenure at MCLA for a further 10 years and also plan on moving right next to your house! I'm gonna throw raging keggers with a shit load of townies and then terrorize however many cats you still have by sending my Doberman after them. Then after I graduate, I plan on loosing half my teeth and impregnating a teenage girl with my love child. And maybe, just MAYBE, after all this happens, you'll still be Spark Tootie Fresh and Fruity to all your adoring fans at the Key West in North Adams.
P.S.- Sorry Jonsey for not emailing you, don't exactly have a solid internet connection here at home, therefore I only get on about once a month for 5 minutes. I'll get back to ya, don't worry. Oh ya, I'm getting porked by Jed and Meathead for fall time in my apartment. So if anybody knows of anyone that needs a place to stay for a semester in the Crater a.k.a. North Adams, email me. I don't want to live in a box on the sidewalk of blackington.
JR 137 posted 7/18/05 12:54 AM     Click here to send email to JR 137  
"...impregnating a teenage girl with my love child."
This would imply that you are gonna get laid. 10 years may be a little too soon.
Then again, you never know... The Sox did win the series last year...
sparky posted 7/21/05 2:01 AM    
Yup too bad I still stay ina town that I pay $575 for two bedrooms w/ heat hot water and electricity included and I profit $500 a week after taxes. Do the math. Oh and I only drive 2 miles to work. I even have more friends on campus than u, but who know maybe ur BONE DEATH boys will still play HALO 2 with u so ur not a lonesoom toolbag.
Mizzy posted 7/21/05 12:44 AM    
500 dollars a week after taxes? Sparky can I speak with your financial advisor? Do you mean that you have 500 a week to spend on grocerys,beer,fun or 500 straight into savings? If its 500 hundred straight into savings then it wasn't me that carjacked you and made you empty your account a week or so from now.
P 151 posted 7/21/05 4:04 PM     Click here to send email to P 151  
575 for your apartment sparky? my house is 1500 for 3 of us. God I love NY
sparky posted 7/21/05 11:50 PM    
thats right 500 after taxes. So i bought a 52 inch wide flatscreen tv, all the surround sound works, new computer, and i have about 300 dvds. NA still sucks but im living good. I am also going back to school for free so I think I can stick it out in NA for alittle bit longer.
P 151 posted 7/22/05 2:49 PM     Click here to send email to P 151  
Nice sparky- too bad all that shit doesnt get you laid.
Jed posted 7/22/05 11:43 PM    
Klink I'm not trying to burn ya. I graduated and hate North Adams why the hell would I stay in that shitty backwoods crater of a town? By the way I'll be back in the eastern mass area at the end of august looking for a job so if anyone knows of anything let me know.
sparky posted 7/23/05 1:12 AM    
debois thats harsh bro, Im still trying to get rid of this damn rash on my cock. JK U ass i got laid 2 weeks ago Any way the RED SOX in 1st place is way better than sex. Well not really but its pretty damn good too.
P 151 posted 7/23/05 1:49 PM     Click here to send email to P 151  
2 weeks eh? DId the swelling in your ass go down yet? should have.
sparky posted 7/23/05 9:36 PM    
That was pretty good Joey. I am going to have to kick ur ass when I see u but that was a good one.
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