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Professor S. Snape
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posted 10/26/02 11:04 PM    
*Snape enters the classroom as usual* "I want a forgetfullness potion made of the following ingredients by the end of class: -Mushroom Troll-Gecko tail-Lizard guts-3/4 pints of last weeks potion.After your done with that I want a one scroll (1 paragraph) essay on Hindrikes. This assignment will be worth 20 points if you leave your name and house."
Marcus Flint of Slytherin
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posted 10/26/02 11:10 PM    
Marcus FlintSlytherinMarcus cautiously takes out his potions ingredients remembering what happened to Seamus Finnigin's eye brows the last time he saw someone open the case... He pulled out a Mushroom Troll, Gecko tail and the lizard guts. Then he prodded around in his cauldron for -3/4 pints of last weeks potion, which was the Versails. He added the ingredients and tried his potion, "What was I supposed to do?" Marcus asked, Snape smiled and replied "One scroll essay on Hindrikes. Must have been a good potion Marcus."Marcus took out his scroll and then started writing about Hindrikes. Hindrikes, an unusual creature who was on earth before muggles and wizards, they were the ancestors of wizards and other magical creatures. They lived and are still around today. They are useful in potions for they hold forgotten bewitchments and curses.
Professor S. Snape
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posted 10/26/02 11:12 PM    
Well done Marcus, Slytherin deserves that more than those pinheaded Gryffindors. 20 points to Slytherin!
Laura Snape of Slytherin
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posted 10/26/02 11:15 PM    
Laura carelessly takes out his potions ingredients knowing it would please her father if she was brave like Draco. Then she added the ingredients : Mushroom Troll, Gecko tail and the lizard guts. Then he prodded around in his cauldron for -3/4 pints of last weeks potion, which was the Versails. He added the ingredients and tried his potion, "What was I doing?" Snape rolled his eyes laughing and replied "Hindrikes remind you of anything?" Hindrikes. Hindrikes, an unusual creature who was on earth before muggles and wizards, they are ancestors of everyone. However nobody knows what they really are, nice try Marcus..
*Professor Snape posted 11/6/02 1:10 AM    
Well done, Laura. However, I always expect you to do well, since you have the traits of both myself and your mother. I hope this teaches those muggle-loving Gryffindor's a lesson. 20 points to Slytherin.
Draco Malfoy of Slytherin posted 11/6/02 1:28 AM    
Malfoy had all ready had the potion made because he was working with Snape's daughter as usual. SO he writes, Hindrikes, a magical ancestor of all earthly decendents and of all thinks living on earth. Hindrikes are also rumored to have come up with mugglechemistry and with magic potions. However like Laura said, nobody knows. Draco Malfoy 1st year Slytherin
Arkais Valdoun, Gryphindor 5th year posted 6/27/03 4:00 AM    
*Begins to mix the ingreidients for the forgetfulness potion and since he is a transfer student he was not here for the last potiona and gets the ingriedients list from another gryphindor and makes up the same amount that he needs as what Snape has called for. Just as he is about to test the potion, Snape, who has been going over the attendence list sees Arkais's last name and goes pale white. He looks up and around to see if he can spot the student and calls out his name.* "Arkais Valdoun??" "Yes sir??" *Arkais stands up at near full attention and looks straight to Snape.* "Are you any relation the the great Artendais Valdoun. Head of the Dark Pheonix Clan?" "Yes sir, he was my Grandfather." "Very well then, sit down and get back to work." "Yes sir." *Arkais sits down and tests his potion after writing down his paragraph about the Hindrikes.*
Annie posted 10/19/03 3:22 AM     Click here to send email to Annie  
Yea i need a little help on my potion homework
Snapes Lovely Daughter posted 12/18/03 3:23 AM    
Snapes Daughter enters the room. But she already took her faulty potion, and forgets to put her cloths on. "Hi Snappy poo dad", she says slowly gigling her body, "Come here for me pappa"
Lord Voldemort posted 12/18/03 3:29 AM    
Just then Voldemort enters the classroom. what are you doing? He asks snape, your suppose to be killing harry potter, not having him flirt with...he chatchs sight of snapes daughter "mam what ever you want it will be yours, do you want the head of albus dombuledor? i'll go get it for you, hang on" then dissipears out of the classroom.
Lord Voldemort posted 2/20/04 1:53 AM    
After the long wait voldemort returns dangleing the head of albus dumbledoor, fudge, and everyones favorite, hagrid (the foul beast deserved to die anyway), and set off to the naked woman in the class, already covered in a thousand diffent cums, and women. "Join me in everlasting sexamony my love" what will happen, who will die, and why is potter licking himself and drooling like phyco? tunin next time for more Voldemort's Love Affairs.
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