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Doug posted 4/13/03 8:15 PM     Click here to send email to Doug  
This is the place to spout off about anything and everything that turns your crank or pisses you off. The opinions expressed are not necessarily those held by the creators of this message board even if the creators of this message board have expressed an opinion.

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DOUG posted 4/17/03 6:22 PM    
I woke up this morning with the thought
that ... humans learn from experience
and then I remembered the old saying
...History repeats itself.  The
contradiction is telling but i need
someone to tell me so give it a go if
you can.
GRANT posted 4/17/03 6:24 PM    
Hmmm...  Difficult question.  I'll try
to define 'history' for myself so I can
answer your question.  In the meantime,
contemplate this little nugget of
wisdom.
Hardly a pure science, history is
closer to animal husbandry than it is
to mathematics, in that it involves
selective breeding. The principal
difference between the husbandryman and
the historian is that the former breeds
sheep or cows or such, and the latter
breeds (assumed) facts. The
husbandryman uses his skills to enrich
the future; the historian uses his to
enrich the past. Both are usually up to
their ankles in bulls[~]t."
- Tom Robbins
Make your way eastward sometime in the
next year.  We really would love to see
you guys.
Keep up the momentum on these musings. 
I enjoy reading, and thinking, about
them.
'Til the next LochDu,
Grant
Doug posted 5/2/03 7:49 PM     Click here to send email to Doug  
A ramble more than a spout
I'm confused and worse I have no "normal"
social perspective. I feel what I am doing is
not normal but cannot connect the
consequences to my own life. Are people
really all fucked up? It must be about
survival. And survival must rely on diversity.
Why become a teacher or a uni-bomber or a
priest? Why is the world changing so?
Conflicting beliefs. "I can't live with the idea
that you have different ideas." Canadians
have the reputation of being wishy washy
but refer to it as being tolerant.... an ugly
word if you ask me, but at least it indicates
flexability. The world is compacted and
ideas haven't quite adjusted to it yet. Good
luck world.
sincerely,
Doug
Doug posted 5/8/03 11:58 PM     Click here to send email to Doug  
War Eh!
“A knife in the hand is worth two in George
Bush.”
anonymous
If you want an argument against the action
(war) that has taken place in the Middle
East, just read any reputable newspaper in
the last 6 months. If you haven’t got it by
now there’s no hope and I won’t supply you
with another. Instead, I will offer my
sympathies to the American folks (George
likes the word “folks”). They are the ones
who have been horns-waggled (I believe
GW would use the word horns-waggled too).
Don’t get me wrong folks. I know Saddam is
a bad dude and if he were sitting next to me,
as I write in this coffee shop, I would bonk
him on the head. My sympathies go out to
the public, not merely because their
president is a twerp but because they have
been forced into a situation by a twerp.
Without anyone’s say-so, he has put, into
opposition, a person’s natural feeling of
what is right and that person’s loyalty to his
brother and country. Although a person
might object to the operations (war), he, at
the same time, feels the need to support the
troops. Whenever a human receives
contradictory messages from the brain the
usual response is no response. Way to be
human guys. But that’s just the way I see it.
None-the-less, I have decided to also offer a
surprise argument in favor of the war:
War is natural.
Here goes. Darwin, even though his last
poop (I think a lot about coffee, poop and
evolution) was over a 100 years ago, had
some ideas about what is "natural"... ideas
that still ring true today. His theory of natural
selection 'relies' on the characteristic
differences of a species and the choices
made based on those differences (example:
man sees blond woman with big boobs and
instinctively wants to f@#$. Note: I
apologize for the previous example for it
was in poor taste… the woman does not
have to be blond or have big boobs). It is
this behavior of a species that enables it to
strengthen its own gene pool. Survival of the
fittest and all. The point is, as a species on
this planet, we depend on characteristic
differences. For every 10 plane Janes we
need to have 10 dumb Dicks (proportions
may vary). It is not only interesting but
beneficial to be different, and imperative for
survival. Blond, black, red, tall, short, stupid,
smart, bumpy, smooth, round, shy, gay,
straight, crooked, loud, wise, crazy,
thoughtful, clumsy, smelly, sleepy, strong,
weak, happy, evil, etc. etc… its all good… all
natural. You might say that Darwin was
talking about animals and not us humans (if
you could re-read the last sentence, drawing
out the words “animals” and “humans” in a
condescending manner, you would better
appreciate the sentiment the sentence was
attempting to relay). Not so. In Isaac
Asimov’s book, The Naked Ape, he argues
that it is only the ever growing human brain
that sets us apart from those wooly little
creatures we like to skin and wear to keep
us warm (a unique feature of our species
alone. Note: luckily, if there were a
“superior” species than human on the
planet, humans would, likely, still be safe
from the threat of being skinned to make
coats, gloves and hats and all). Isaac
believes the brains development was crucial
for human survival given the environment.
Natural.
To sum up so far, it is natural to be different
and it is natural to have a big brain.
It is exactly this big brain and the diversity of
human nature that allows us to control,
manipulate, and destroy our natural
environment. Here is the important part. It is
also our nature to explore all of that big
brain potential and all of its possibilities. All
of its potential and possibilities. I’ll get back
to that.
Isaac Asimov also believed that “the
greatest problem humans face in this day is
over population”, which is an assertion I
subscribed to as well until Bush and
Saddam helped me to modify the hypothesis
to, “the greatest problem humans face in this
day is over population of idiots”. I have
since done a flip flop. We can’t have it all.
Remember diversity and big brain potential.
We have to accept the good and the bad
and the grand ideas that come with them.
We have to welcome them. Hurrah for Dick
and Jane. Bring on the idiots. Plastic is
natural; the Village People are natural;
coffee is natural and so is smog, french
kisses, breast implants,… and war.
... oh ya, so is extinction.
Grant posted 5/12/03 1:44 PM    
Ok then,
I read a book this year by Howard Bloom called The Lucifer Principle. In this book, Bloom sets out to explain human conflict as the result of genetic evolution. Each person, he argues, is not so much an autonomous actor as a small cell in one or more super-organisms - the societies of which that person is a part.
Bloom explores what we all observe about life and the world in a superficial way. One idea being that one group's freedom is another's slavery or that one group's God is another's devil.
In such a situation good and evil become blurred and sometimes what opposing groups fight over is two competing goods. Another observation is that we are not as good as we think we are as a group and our enemies are not as evil as we paint them to be.
There are alot of the observations the book dealing with the corrupt politics of leaders from the left and right of the political spectrum who pretend to be for righteous causes but actually use such lines of thought, or "memes" as he calls them, to cull personal power to themselves.
Bloom waxes cynical further by suggesting that "memes" such as peace, justice, and freedom are often terms use to hide a group's desire to move up in the pecking order of individuals, groups, or nations.
He postulates that we evolve as part of a group as rather than as individuals by showing that organisms which are isolated from the group end up suicidal or tend to die quicker since they are of no value to the 'superorganism' anymore.
Hmmmm...guess that explains war, eh?
Well, here's Frank Zappa's take again:
"Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
Keep the ball rolling,
Cheers,
Grant
Randy posted 6/4/03 3:27 PM    
Dear Mr. Pratt
I am incensed by the current ad in British Columbia stating that "visible
minorities" will only be considered in the opportunity to be employed by our
national government. Whereas I understand the desire for expansion of
opportunities for the minorities, I feel, as I am sure most people do
(including minorities), that opportunity should be advance on ability and
merit and not skin tone. Should there be a need to "level" the playing
field, it cannot be achieved by reverse discrimination against 80% of the
population of Canada.
The process of equalization needs to focus on the development of the
minority to a level by which they achieve their position as equals, not as
favorites. In that situation, the deciding measure between two similar
applicants may very well be skin tone, gendre, or language, and that would
be considered, by most, fair. It would also allow the receipient of the job
posting the confidence that his/her ability was paramount in the acquistion
of their job allowing integrity for the individual to be established and
reinforced. In today's environment, a new "minority" employee has no idea
if he/she was the best for the job because the government has filtered out
80% of the population. Having a very close contact in government, who is
female bilingual, I understand the feelings of doubt and confusion generated
by this hiring practice. She refuses to "identify" simply because she
demands the satisfaction of achieving a level based on her ability. In
short, her confidence, and her self esteem, demands her to know that she has
attained an achievement because of her, and not because of an equalization
program.
Presenting yet another arguement, I, as a tax paying Canadian citizen,
should always have the right to apply for work for my government, regardless
of the wants of politicians and special interest groups. As I understand
the ad to read in British Columbia, hiring of a visible minority from
outside of Canada would be considered in advance of hiring a "white"
canadian. This sir is absolutely wrong. I, and all other hard working
Canadians, pay large sums of taxes which your government finds ways to
squander without regard. Now we are being told that a person, who has paid
nothing into this country, would be considered for a $100,000 a year job
because his/her skin was the correct colour and "us" hard working Canadians
"need not apply". I fear that our government has, once again, buried it's
head in the peverbial "socialist" sand.
Sincerely,
Randy Ellison
Stittsville, Ontario
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