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| Author | Topic: Harley Rendezvous |
| chris |
posted 4/5/05 1:20 PM
its official, were set for june 24th. be there early cuz its gonna be packed. check the site for details. http://www.blackjackblades.com rock n fuckin' roll |
| Mr. Honda |
posted 4/24/05 7:46 AM
Listen, I'm a little bit on the wimpish side and I ride a Honda Gold Wing with trailer attachment. Would it be OK for me and my wife Flo to attend this Harley rally thing? Will we be in any danger because we aren't riding American steel? Is Flo in any danger of being molested in some bike gang initiation rite? Am I? I've heard some weird stuff over the years. Please let me know. |
| chris |
posted 4/26/05 4:40 PM
i ride a jap bike and theres no way in hell im bringing it there. http://www.blackjackblades.com |
| The Tempter 650cc of pure death |
posted 4/27/05 6:40 AM
Ike old pal, I'm available if you wanna show up at the bike event lookin damn iron in true Nipponese/samurai fashion. Don't hesitate to be ascared. |
| E.Bloom's Beard |
posted 5/9/05 7:31 AM
I heard word from a reliable source, that Transmaniacom MC will be making an appearance at the Harley Fest. I just wanted that guy and his wife to know. Those guys most definitely do not fool around! |
| John Rapp vrs Ron Japp |
posted 5/10/05 5:18 AM
Will this gig be another"Gimmie Shelter" scene? If so..Could you guys please play "SympathyForTheDevil"..as Sonny Bardger beats me to death with his pool stick.. |
| ZZ Lessard |
posted 5/25/05 7:41 AM
Allo, allo! Ike, we be attending the raklly. Allof us. If you no play good big problem for you. Remember what happen to Chop. He not do so good. I look for you OK. |
| Swanson |
posted 6/1/05 6:44 AM
I heard that the good Father Bottock was "Blessing The Hogs" at the bike rally thing. Any truth to that rumor. Ike, did ya get yer hog blessed? Ya can't be too careful, not these days! |
| Clarissa |
posted 6/1/05 6:41 PM
hey man how are you? dude the music at the AM-JAM was rockin. i was back stage with the rest of the staff. damn my ears still hear you guy's rocking like there was no tomorrow. |
| Van Tage |
posted 6/4/05 7:06 AM
Wow, Ike, as per the above message, did you use the legendary Yamaha/Peavey stack at the show? Watch out for a law suit if her ears don't stop ringing! |
| Naked Professional Monkey |
posted 6/6/05 12:18 AM
So does she mean she,like, hears an endless loop of "Johnny B. Goode" in her head, or something? That poor girl... Evidently time for a thorazine drip. I smell a lawsuit, Icarus... How's the wallet? |
| Lee Marvin's striped shirt |
posted 8/6/05 1:57 AM
Just back from a hot Albany area excursion and I gotta admit that Ike's FX and the Beast's FL are goddamn Iron Horse. Iron Horse Iron Horses, as it were. No more Tempter for the Boy King! Needless to say, I am simply green with envy! Maybe when I'm a big boy... |
| Psychomania |
posted 8/11/05 2:37 AM
Ike started his bike with a roar, and he let us listen to that big twin purr like an angry lion with indigestion. It was so cool! When I'm a big boy I want one just like Ike's! "Hey Ike! Whatta ya rebellin' against?" IKE- "Whattaya got..." Ike rules the streets dripping on American steel. Fear him! |
| The Glorystomper |
posted 8/19/05 2:35 AM
So Ike, got a question for you. When buffing the chrome on your hog do you prefer: A- any old rag, possibly a Judas Priest "Point Of Entry" t-shirt that has long since been stretched out of shape and faded(blacks in COLD water!!),for instance. B- a fine absorbant leather chamois. c- one of those Jumbo Blue Shams available at most doityourself car washes for a nominal fee. So what's your secret, Ike? We desperately want to know! |
| Hardley Davison |
posted 8/19/05 1:03 PM
Ike, do you prefer: 1."I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride" 2. "She used to be an iron horse, 20 years ago" 3. "Get on your bad motor scooter and ride" 4. "Kick start my heart" 5. "reflecting steel, ready to take on every deal" You don't still ride wearing a Speedo and a denim vest do you ? Have you ever raced The Beast ? Do you have a sticker on your helmet that says "Ass, Grass, or Gas No Free Rides" (although judging from of the entries in "Ike's Farts", a lack of gas is not a concern) Can you perform a patch swerve ? When you give a male friend a ride, are you worried that the V-Twin rumble may cause your passenger to become aroused thus resulting in a near cornholing separated only by your denim ? Have you ever shit yourself because a senior citizen piloted Buick backed in front of you ? Do you ever ride around with an unlit Marlboro to increase you "coolness" ? Does your helmet have a Germon spike on top ? (which would help answer the Ju Ju /anti-semite issue floating around. Have you ever taken the HD to buy feminine hygiene products at CVS ?? Thanks for the answers ! |
| Crotch Rocket Stigmatism's In Father Bottock's Crotch |
posted 8/21/05 6:50 AM
After subjugation to, AT LEAST 24 repressed versions of "Bad Motor Scooter" for YEARS..Only now can we fully grasp the inner psyche of a 16 year old "breaking the cherry" of virgin trails at "Dead Man's"..{RUM-RUM-POP-POP} |
| proud to ride |
posted 8/22/05 6:02 AM
It's kinda like when you find a Blow Pop at the bottom of your Lucky Charms Box.. |
| What Is Pulling A Pat Lydon? |
posted 8/28/05 2:29 AM
I heard Ike has joined up with some kind of bike gang and that he's like the Entertainment Commissioner or something. Did he have to do something foul to get in? I think they're called the Shaggers, the Renegades, or Satan's Choice, or Satan's Little Helpers, or something. Pretty raw dudes with beards and big bellies and everything. I guess Ike can't wash his clothes as part of his gang code of honour. He has to be rancid and foul and sour smelling, technically, or forfeit his membership(as a member he gets a discount at all local Price Choppers and 10% off on Wednesdays at Veeders Restaurant, and buy one get one free at Kinney's Shoes at Crossgates. Not a bad deal!). The gang insists on burgundy dress leather jackets, and I must say, Ike looks quite sharp in his! Especially when offset with his beige Hush Puppies and khaki Dockers. I've heard that he likes to speed by pubescent girls and shout "C'mon! I'm naked!" even though he really isn't. That's wicked awesome! I just hope that he doesn't think that he's too cool to hang with his 'old' friends. That would really chew! Man, he is coll though! |
| Eric's can of corn.. |
posted 9/1/05 6:06 AM
Actually the classic quote is.."come on WILL YA-{pause}..im naked", aint it? I love the* WILL YA* because it makes it seem more desperate and locker-room..As if catching a glimpse of his infamous "can of corn" might cause personal trauma with delicate vanity= or interpersonal confusion and angst. It will healing you, and ultimately show us how you've "matured" as an artist by posting pictures of your "corn", Eric, on this site for all to see..you owe it to your friends and fans, and above all, you owe it to Eddie Carlson and Terry Justice. { They are now male strippers at a local GAY BAR-thanks to you!}..Why wait to pass out for someone to take photo's of "it"..Just "fess up" now and nip it in the bud..POST YOUR CORN!{preferably it will have its own section in the Blade's"bio" section..and please dont be corney and put melted butter on it, like it's corn on the cobb,with one of those"cob holders"sticking out the hole..or show before and after erection with the caption"POP CORN!"} Your fans have deeply researched all "Corn Porn", so be original..you CAN do it!!! |
| Pat Robertson |
posted 9/2/05 2:52 AM
Dude, you ain't right! I hope Ike would never do what you're so boldly suggesting! He's a good christian lad and I'd, frankly, hate to see his life ruined by wallowing in smut and degradation. There's enough ugliness in the world without Ike posing nude. Please spare us! Tell us you won't stoop to such levels to garner some press, Ike! Please. Ike, for the love of god and the baby jesus! Keep those Lee Riders on! The power of christ compels you! Don't pull a Heskett! |
| What you Fear vrs When it get's too NEEEER NEER |
posted 9/8/05 7:22 AM
Show your "CAN OF CORN" ,man.. Were not gay..we'll be kind..and if things are all messed up={bumps,scratches,tats,bite marks,} we'll leave it alone as a historical document..Put youself in our shoes-Marshall MacCluhan said "the medium is the message" and WE say "Show that freakin can of corn between your legs..or your god given corned can goods would be our venture into unworthyness.."..Corn "Stalking" you?-I guess thats something youll have to live with..UNLESS...THE CORN..........IS UNLEASHED!!!!!!! Cleanse the cob, and slab some hot butter on our appetites, child.. |
| Rev. Jerry Falwell |
posted 9/9/05 4:41 AM
NOOOOOOO, BUTTTTTTTMANNNNNN!!! In the name of all that's holy and the blood of the baby jesus, I beseech and demand that you cast out the devils that are whispering so loudly in your ear! if the good lord had wanted us to be naked he wouldn't have given us clothes(further indisputable proof of Intelligent Design!)! Your so called 'can of corn' was born in sin and is an abomination and I cast thee out, Lucifer! Begone! |
| Go To Charney's! |
posted 10/14/05 2:31 AM
What's up with all the 'can of corn' and god talk? Has the site become a most unrighteous blend of the PTL Club and the Food Network? Where's all the talk of Iron Horses, whisky drinking, and ass kickin'? Just thought I'd ask... |
| Levon Helm |
posted 10/14/05 10:19 AM
I thoght that was Ikes domain,you know , whiskey ridin irons and kickin ass.As far as the food network goes- Leave it alone man |
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