Author	Topic:   Bad Motor Scooter
Willard	posted 8/13/04 4:29 PM       Cool website, It just keeps getting better! Are you guy's gunna have tapes/cd's for sale online someday? That would be cool..Hello to Jen,Ike,Rippers,sickysick and all you other degenerate derelects.
chris (Moderator)	posted 8/13/04 4:35 PM       yeah, well be sellin cd's as soon as i get my lazy ass to set up the store. i was also thinkin maybe the blackjack blades thong too http://www.blackjackblades.com kick ass !!!
eric	posted 8/20/04 3:24 AM     willard is that really you ???!!!! http://www.blackjackblades.com/
Diz	posted 9/15/04 8:32 PM     Yeah Willard, is that really you?!!?
Willard	posted 9/27/04 6:22 PM       Terry Justice finally saved me from the demented mind control of Eddie Carlson.{you gotta'stoag? Got a lite?..Ya' got pape's?..etc,etc} Write me at the above email,dude. Im now residing in Delmar,married to a microbiologist studying bioethics,with a 8month old daughter.I guess your not Hardcore..unless you Live Hardcore...
Willard	posted 9/27/04 6:28 PM       .Hey Diz..".he has the curse of The Cheese...from THE GOD WIZ!!.."
Chinsen	posted 10/9/04 5:30 PM     There's gonna be an investigation!
Big Buddy	posted 10/12/04 1:13 AM       Any truth to rumour that BJ Blades(Sorry!!!) will be the headliner at Willard Fest 2005 next summer. Last year it was Prophecy, Ravage, And Father Bottock's Returners(featuring Norms Lester on bass and T-Bo on drums). It pretty much chewed except for when the good Father stigmata-ed all over the stage. Crisply Iron, as they say.
Willard	posted 10/15/04 7:29 PM       Big Suck Productions was negotiating to get BJ Blades to headline "Willard Fest 2005". But so far, the booking of this Fest has seemed cursed from the get-go! On the roster we had "UNCLE JEFF"-featuring Doc Veg on vocals and cowbell, Shaun McFerron on trumpet and Dave Pollak on Cocaine..but a bizarre sexual enslavement issue came out, and I guess these guys are legally married to each other in the state of Vermont, under the sir name "Feces".. We tried to get brother Henry's cover band-"The China White Stripes" to play..but he couldn't because his father had some serious yard work for him to do that weekend..Unfortunately,"CONNIE'S HOLE" and"NO DAVE!"refused to share the stage with "RETAIL NOTSOB". We thought that booking"TheFATHER BOTTOCK Stigmata Band" could shed some spiritual good luck on the proceedings, yet that ground to a halt when Bottock bled into the sound system simultaniously frying sibling's Alan and Antuinette. Bottock resurected his clan,and fortunately, Flying V's sexual thurst went unharmed. Booking"The Esposito And Walters Brothers"proved ethicly difficult, because all 330 band members have pending vehicular manslaughter charges..The dream of"WillardFest2005" once seemed destined to be the "lalapalooza of Kendale Avenue". Now, we have a cease and desist court order from Big Suck Productions, because of the nude polaroids posted on the internet, after they fell out of "someone's" Geometry Book. Our lawyers Goble,Freitag and Biggerstaff, now refuse to take our calls.. go figure!
Big Buddy	posted 10/17/04 8:19 PM       wow, thta's tragic! I have my fingers crossed that somehow the whole everlovin' mess will get resolved. What the world and especially the capital district needs right now is the positive vibes and love traditionally spread by the annual Willard Fests(Let's just call the unfortunate Laura Neal backstage small appliance mishap an anomaly and forge onward). Please accept my small, humble show of support, spiritual and otherwise, and know that I'll fight the good fight(Everyboooooody)concerning all things Willard Fest. And with a brief word from Kevin DuBrow, I make my exit... "I wanna kiss the lips, not the ones on your face..."
Big Buddy	posted 10/17/04 8:19 PM       wow, thta's tragic! I have my fingers crossed that somehow the whole everlovin' mess will get resolved. What the world and especially the capital district needs right now is the positive vibes and love traditionally spread by the annual Willard Fests(Let's just call the unfortunate Laura Neal backstage small appliance mishap an anomaly and forge onward). Please accept my small, humble show of support, spiritual and otherwise, and know that I'll fight the good fight(Everyboooooody)concerning all things Willard Fest. And with a brief word from Kevin DuBrow, I make my exit... "I wanna kiss the lips, not the ones on your face..."
Diz	posted 10/19/04 11:35 PM       DAMN!! It figures you chickenhawks would bail on what was to be the highlight of my year! Where do I go to get a refund? Don't try to dodge me. I see you.... Chocolate Man
IKE	posted 10/20/04 11:06 PM     I am impressed with the responses from iron horses around the country and right hear in the party capital. when the smoke clears Willard Fest 2005 wil eclipse all rock events!! I promise debathcery shenanigens and a paroled Terry Justice. Continue the assault. Love ikers
Diz	posted 10/22/04 0:27 AM       By the by Willard, I too have spawned.Three boys and a girl! The curse of the WIZ lives on and multiplies. Heh...Heh...Ugh...FRONK!!!(The sound of metal hitting metal, don't ya know)
Willard	posted 10/22/04 5:23 AM       "We're LOST children..of the BREED.."
shocker lane	posted 10/23/04 2:13 AM       We demand Street Justice! I got Willard Fest to the right of me... the Dizmaker to the left... and I'm kickin' ass! Gotta love the internet. It's all about people gettin' together, spreadin' love and positive vibes(kinda like reggae and all things Bob Marley), and celebrating... well... I don't know... um... Jim "Iron James" Fronk, or Tri-City tales of glory, or something. Red Sox Rule Supremely!!!!!!! A-Rod is a punk! And not in a cool way either!
Willard	posted 10/24/04 1:10 AM       Johnny Demon of the red sox, is my true iron horse.
Mother Theresa	posted 10/25/04 6:46 AM     To hear you boys play together so nicely warms my heart,but dont go home -go to the Playtime-go on a vengeance!!
Willard	posted 10/26/04 6:43 AM       All of my life Ive struggled with the shame of the ticking time bomb type of vengeance that I have brewing beneath the beer gut of my soul. Ive tried to play nicely with the boys, but it grows tiresome when my patience drifts towards drinking mad molson ice's and wacking off to www.thehun.net. and www.aintitcool.com..So, if Mother T. say's it...it must be true. But I only take on-line religius council from Father Bottock and Bob Kovachic. And I only take candy from a blind man's ass when dead saint's breathe her last prolifent breaths onto BJ Blade's Website..
BlackMassLucifer	posted 10/26/04 7:38 PM       GOHODUNT!!!!!
Karate Cop	posted 10/28/04 0:19 AM     You boys better knock this noise off!! Or I'll take that guitar and shove it straight up your a**!!
Perini Scleroso	posted 10/29/04 1:09 PM     Is the "Father Bottock Stigmata Experieince" opening up tonight?
Judas Ike	posted 10/30/04 1:54 AM     Do the Black Jack Blades come to rock or what? If ya like it let's hear it! Mental retardation starts every five seconds... I wanna see ya guys going sick! Going friggin' sicky sick like Wasted Willie on a full on vengeance, ya know furniture broken, Fronk brutally slapped down, doors off hinges, chicks hysterical, Doc Veg's face a brilliant, vivid scarlet, "I'm gonna slap you, Tom!", men rarely complaining, ya know what I'm sayin', right?! Lay it out, dudes. Make my jaded heart proud...
Chuck Burmetto	posted 10/31/04 5:04 PM     Tried to get to the show but Larry stole my hairpiece, and sold it for crack...
IKE	posted 11/1/04 10:49 PM     SHOCKER LIVES IT'S CASUAL BRO.BOBBY V IS AN LA LEGEND.T BO IS THE NEW JESSIE JACKSON T BO FOR PREZ
R. Clifford	posted 11/4/04 1:24 AM     Wow what a fantastic web site! I've been a huge Eric fan since grade school. I know he'll hate me saying this, but I've found him positively dreamy for more years than I care to admit to! Does he still sport the long hair and tight Levi's image? GOD, I hope so! I run an open mike night at the Playhouse on Central Ave. and it would be SO wonderful to have the Black Jack Blades perform in all their perspiring glory. Please consider it, I'll keep my fingers crossed! Tell Tony O'Rourke he doesn't scre me anymore, and Eric... you can use my black plastic Goody comb to brush your flowing locks anytime you want! Your secret admirer...
CHINSEN	posted 11/5/04 0:27 AM     FU&%#@IN BRILLIANT!!!(is it time to go home?)
girlfriend 2000	posted 11/6/04 2:37 AM     Hey all right! Finally some rockin' in the capital district! You guys are great! I think I remember Eric(guitar player/singer) from back in the old days in an old band Legion? Whatever happened to that band I saw them at some roller rink on Central Ave. SOOOOOOOO good!!!!!!! How come you don't have that singer Gary Tocco in your band? I thought he was GREAT! I loved how he said Yeah and all right during the songs alot. Does he still play out? Could you have a reunion or something? I have 4 kids but I'd get a baby sitter for sure! Keep on rockin', OK!
Shalamazar Madvillian	posted 11/8/04 8:33 PM       Yeah, Bring back that Tacco guy!! He was a diva, like Lil Kim! I miss him singing so drunk and messing up all the words to my favorite songs, slapping his girlfriend around and hearing obnoxious drunken backstage threats towards his fellow bandmates! He was like,umm..the IkeTurner of the 90's!
Sister Christian	posted 11/10/04 3:57 AM     Actually...... I thought he was a nurse and wasn't particulrly proficient with his fists. He often threatened to rip people's lungs out, but he never did it. So disappointing... He had no remorse about charging you a buck or two for a brew... odd that...being the scion of a NY State Lottery winner(Praise the lord and pass the Scratcher!). Forget him... it's over, Johnny! How about Dutchie aka Belly Idle... goddamn, I miss that guy! In the words of Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac:"Oh well..."
The Sounds Of A Cat	posted 11/11/04 5:12 PM     "Close the door,will ya'!..COME ON!! I'M NAKED!!!"
Wasted Willy	posted 11/12/04 7:35 AM     Is that the taco guy that did"Puttin on the ritz"!?Oh Sorry Hang on, I Cant Hear You!
Nicholas Legionaire	posted 11/12/04 10:20 PM     Nah, don't ya remember, he was the dude who tried to foist off those musical still births "Kept On Rockin'" and "Let The Full Moon Rise" on the ever vigilant Rapp, Ike, Vin, and Hugh back in the Legion days. he went on to a fruitful solo career with his Cannibus Tocco thing, where apparently he sang sons about marijuana and West albany mostly. Why? I don't know, but I guess it was important to him, or something. When ya think about it, what the hell else was he gonna sing about? I think he's an aspiring Kleagle in the Klan down south somewhere, and probably voted for Bush. Nah, I take that back... he'd have had to leave the house to do that, doubtless he supported Bush, the punk(prison style). Tomie will not die!
Unkle Fukka	posted 11/14/04 7:35 AM       I heard that he owns"Tacco's Tacco's" on the corner of Supulveda and 5th..I also heard that he's an uncredited singer for Lincin Park, he walks dogs and is a hairdresser at fantastick sams, and that he teaches anger management classes to suicidal homosexuals..I also heard that he now charges $2 a brew to drink with him and that he smokes a cigar and sits in his lounge chair and reads the paper..?..and reads the dow jones...
IKE	posted 11/14/04 1:28 PM     BOBBY,I WOULD LOVE TO HEADLINE THE PLAYHOUSE. LATER BOSTON...RED SOX
R. Clifford	posted 11/15/04 11:54 PM     Ohh, Ike.... You warm the very... uh... cockles of my heart. I would sooooo love to have you and your merry band of rugged, perspiring, manly men play the Playhouse. I'm thinking maybe a pre-Xmas gala event! We can don our gay apparel and string up mistletoe galore! there will truly be magic in the air! Maybe a little Amyl Nitrate too? Just a little... Please stop in on any Tuesday night(it's open mike cabaret night and to be honest, it hasn't been going over all that well. People just don't appreciate showtunes like they once did!)and confirm up the dates, color theme( I think lots of bold reds off set with a few crisp China Whites and just a hint or two of kelly green would be just fantastic!), wardrobe, etc. over a cocktail or two... Hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!!!!
chris@blackjackblades.com	posted 11/16/04 2:11 PM     LMAO......Clifford you really,really need some therapy http://www.blackjackblades.com
A. Soprano	posted 11/20/04 3:33 AM     Dis is gettin' very gay...
Chrome Agnon	posted 11/20/04 3:40 AM     Super cool web site. Brings back a lot of memories. Lotta cool people posting or mentioned. Man, you guys are being way tough on Tocco, he was pretty cool. He was in my art class in Sand Creek. What's with the friuty stuff? I'm nott too into that. Is that the Willard guy who used to draw all that crazy shit? I used to kind of look up to him. Wah's going on with him? He's got bionics and his wife teaches ebonics to his daughter?! I'm confused, I think. Is he like the 6 Million Dollar Man? That would be pretty cool. I'm gonna check you guys out at Valentines.
Chicken soup grrrl!	posted 11/20/04 8:34 AM     Arbor Day Must Be Honored With A Show!!!!I
Cross Lester	posted 11/25/04 1:35 AM     C'MON YA CRUSTERS! I WANNA READ SOME FUNNY STUFF! OR AT LEAST SOMETHING FRIGGIN' INFORMATIVE. PUT YOU TEN(or two) FINGERS DOWN ON THE KEYBOARD AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. JUSTIFY THE EXORBINANT PRICE YOU PAID FOR THAT COMPUTER THE FELT YOU SO DESPERATELY NEEDED TWO YEARS AGO. LOG OFF THAT SEX CHAT LINE(it's just a fat, greasy 52 year old guy from Oshkosh, anyway) and tap out some funny stuff! Don't piss me off!
Mr.Collins	posted 11/26/04 5:35 AM       You want funny..AND informative?Geeze, hows this..Condolsa Rice walks into a bar and says" Hey Honkey!Gimme' a Snakebite!..The bartender looks confused, and says "I would if you were'nt replacing Colon Powell as National Security Advisor!Maybe you want a Black Russian, because Admiral Putin would sure like written deferrment on black ghetto street thugs in the Ukraine!! " ..{umm,informative..but not funny..}
Mrs. Stengle	posted 11/26/04 6:38 PM       ..funny AND informative..Hmmm,heres one!= "What did Ray Charles say to the whore after he raped her under the 4th row seat of the tour bus parked in back of Willies Steak Joint in Tacouga,just 3 miles west of Memphis,Tennessee?"== answer:"Momma....IS that YOU?!?Please dont cry!!?"
Bob Offie's Forehead	posted 11/26/04 6:58 PM       Heres another "Funny AND Informative": ' The minute Ray Charles realized that the whore that he raped was NOT in fact his mother, but her evil twin sister Shaquannda, she threatend to call the Memphis authorities,yet unbeknownst to her,Ray had proactively cut all of the phone lines and radio communications in the tourbus, leaving her naked,stranded and quivering in Ray's joy juice..After binding her with his piano and brail machine wires,What did Ray Charles say to her as he jumped off the bus?=answer::"SEE YA'!"
Debbie Pezzie	posted 11/26/04 7:19 PM       theres more..!"What did Ray Charles say to the Memphis police,after they noticed that during the Willies Steak Joint gig, Ray's piano was failing to hit the B and F notes- when in fact those were the exact piano wires that they had just unwrapped from the raging naked black woman in the parking lot outside,and in a fit of rage=ripped out her inner bowell causing the sickening stench of feces to permiate the room with the fumes of sewage?"-answer:"Sheeeiit!! I done told that woman not to make a STINK!!
Mr.Pinkerton's Utopian Society	posted 11/26/04 7:47 PM       .{.the "Informative" facts of the aformentioned jokes are highlighted in the new 20th Century Fox Biopic-"Ray: The Bukkakki Years"}
T Brawley	posted 11/27/04 6:29 PM     DDDDDDDDDDDD-Amn, that ain't even funny, sho nuff!
Mr. Locke	posted 11/27/04 6:32 PM     You sir, desperately need to curb the monkey business and RETURN MY PEN!!!! My writer's aspect has been ruined! Do you hear me? RUINED! I expect you to expedite this post haste and an apology is required, in addition to a written note from your mother.
Mr Rivera.	posted 11/28/04 8:37 AM     Come on Locke, you collosal c#!@!Plessy vs ferguson etc..
Chill	posted 11/30/04 5:39 AM       This is willard, im too drunk to be funny right now, but i have a question/point::Why the F* was Mr.Locke always talking about Plessy vrs. Ferguson?! I had the guy ,and if memory serves me at all...Was'nt he a MATH TEACHER?! I guess Im going to have to now go look on line about "Plessy", just to see if it was some sort of gay brainwashing code-or maybe he was just making it all up- just so he could mess with the heads of kids with burgeoning sexuality ..Like the "School of Locke"...{that bastard..he made me touch his pen!}??
Chill	posted 11/30/04 5:48 AM       thanks google and mr.locke, I now remember that plessy was refused adequate seating on a train in 1890 because he was 1/8th black...geeze...rosa parks had plessy beat, why the obsession Mr.Locke..Why!??

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