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HCM Brain Candy posted 11/3/03 1:23 AM    
Ok, a lot has been happening in Weluvducsoha lately. We've had quite a few new people attempt to "fit in" and such.
However, the members in Weluvducsoha have all been (for the most part) getting along...
I can't stand it any longer! The members and sects of Weluvducsoha have been at peace too long.
The time has come for WAR!!!! The battles shall be glorious!!!
For starters...
Johnny, PHEMENISM STINKS AND PEORIA IS A HE!!!
Betty, YOU ARE A DECADENT INFIDEL WHO PROPOGATES GARBAGE AND DOES NOTHING TO CURB THE CORRUPTION IN THE WEMONKS!!!
Ionix, LED ZEPPLIN SUCKS!!!
Purple Frog, YOU'RE A STUPID NOVICE!!!
Mini, YOU'RE A LOUD-MOUTHED BRAT!!!
And last but certinly not least, Zoel, GRAVITONS ARE A FACT AND YOUR MAMA!!!!!!!!!
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Zoel
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posted 11/3/03 10:10 PM     Click here to send email to Zoel  
BC,
"Yo Mamma!" right back at you!
TheGirl posted 11/4/03 2:19 PM     Click here to send email to TheGirl  
Why does he start with me?


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Zoel posted 11/4/03 6:53 PM    
Obviously, as the MOHC in our religion, you are naturally the most decadent.
Plus, you're simply the easiest for BC to bug.
HCM Brain Candy posted 11/6/03 9:19 PM    
PIE SHALL RULE ALL !!! YOU
SHALL ALL DIE!!!! WE SHALL LET
LOOSE A HOLY CRUSADE TO
SMITE THEE!!!!


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Zoel posted 11/6/03 9:26 PM    
concerning futher accusations...
You, unholy pie-ists, will die...
painfully.
Beware you who have been misled,
the realm of eternal disco [but no pie]
looms near.
All crusades will fail!
Pie will die!
Pie will die!
Pie will die!
Betty posted 11/6/03 9:26 PM    
Brain Candy, I realize now that you are right! lead me to your path to righteousness! I join you, as well as all of the wemonks, HCM betty pledges his alegegence to the people who like pie! Let us band together, for soon the onslaught of catholosism will begin!
Zoel
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posted 11/7/03 1:08 AM     Click here to send email to Zoel  

This bodes ill for the future... My once loyal co-founder has turned back on the true light of SWMNBNBHTBACII.
Whatever shall we do?
As of yesterday, I declare a crusade against all Pie-ists including Betty if he doesn't change his mind pretty fast.
Furthermore, mainstream Weluvducsoha declares the doctrine of tolerance, even for catholics and communists, but not for people who like pie!

TheGirl posted 11/7/03 4:46 PM     Click here to send email to TheGirl  
Why must this all be so? I hate you all! The MOHC will sayith that this must end quickly.


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HCM Ionix posted 11/21/03 4:21 PM    
PIE WILL DIE! how DARE you say led Zeppelin
sucks! And feminism is not bad! All your points are shit!
Go to hell, bastard! The war is truly on! Iwill slice your
head off and put it on my lawn (1 street from
Cleveland St.)! YOUR decadence will not be
tolerated any longer!
Zoel posted 11/21/03 6:45 PM    
PIE WILL DIE!
Betty posted 11/23/03 4:40 AM    
I have come to the conclution that to follow Brain Candy is treason against weluvducsoha. Do die is one matter, but to follow the words of a LIAR, an lead others to do the same is not an exeptable propisition. It has come to my attention that to die is not such a bad thing, if you have died for a just cause. Yet to propigate lies is a decision far worse than death, and we should be damned for our cowardice if we are willing to crumble under the stress of the Church and its false Magisterium. Let it be, if we are to die at the hands of the of those who oppose us, at least let us band together and be unitited untill the end of our lives and beliefs. Let us put behind our petty diferences and rise to meet this storm of hate and violence that is threating to distroy us all! Unity is an essenctial element to any religeon, but not at the cost of our beliefs. For if we compromise the truth and lead others from the path of righteousness, then we have done nothing, and our lives and atempts at righteousness will have been in vain, and we will have only poisoned the world! If we are to vanish from the face of earth, at least let us leave behind the true priciples of weluvducsoha, and not this heretical form that B.C. has created out of boredom! Long live weluvducsoha, even unto the ending of our lives and the world! Who will heed the call and join my cause?
HCM Brain Candy posted 11/23/03 5:22 AM    
I have only one thing to say, Betty. Why the heck is your post so freaking wide?


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Zoel
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posted 11/25/03 11:23 PM     Click here to send email to Zoel  
Hurrah!
Betty's back in the religion.
And there was much rejoycing!



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