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| Author | Topic: new adventure |
| Purple Frog |
posted 12/5/03 4:20 AM
it was a dark and stormy night, and purple frog was going to use the restroom at a local diner. when he went into the diner he saw the ugliest thing he ever saw... Ionex! the purple frog quickly drew his samouri sword that he got in the aaacient school of matial arts, and started running toward Ionex. Ionex stoped him and said "I am only seeking peace, for a I need a brave and fearless warrior to challange my enemies." the purple frog's face as red as a apple says "hold that thought" then he runs to the bathroom and takes a really big dump! when he came back to the counter he asked Ionex why he didn't fight the enemies himself. Ionex replied "I'm chicken, for my arch enemy is the meanest, stupidest, ugliest of them all!!!" "BRAIN CANDY!!" Purple frog stated that he would go after brain candy for a small price... |
| Zoel |
posted 12/5/03 4:27 AM
The price, of course, was three ounces of Ionix's blood. Dolefully, Ionix drew out the required amount. He asked if Purple Frog was going to drink it, but Purple Frog said that only Ionix would think of something that dumb. So, taking the blood and depositing it in the local blood bank, Purple Frog went off to defeat BC. |
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