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| Author | Topic: Rant of the Moment |
| Ronin Fox |
posted 11/3/03 12:22 AM
Greetings, Ranters! Post your thoughts on our current topic: What Would Video Game Characters Do When They Retire? I'll start... 1. Megaman: He'll probably wind up doing a cooking show on TV. I mean, with all those different weapons he's got, he can chop up vegetables, blenderize fruit, whip cream and bake a cake in a jiffy. 2. Mitsurugi Heishiro (Soul Edge/Soul Caliber): Grizzled old martial arts teacher who scares the heck out of little kids. 3. Lei Wulong (Tekken series): Two words-- ACTION MOVIES. 4. Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty): Stripper. http://roninfox.koolhost.com/index.html Shake shake shake your groove thing! |
| Sir Richard Gerard |
posted 11/3/03 12:35 AM
(thinks of Raiden doing the stripper thing) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH NOOOOO, MY EYES!!!!! http://www.gamefaqs.com Um, what can I say... I'm a Gamefaqs nut... |
| Chris |
posted 11/5/03 3:36 AM
Super Mario: Goes into a retirement home and gets expelled for jumping on all the people's heads |
| Sir Richard Gerard |
posted 11/10/03 6:33 AM
Hey, hey, I got one! Well, two, actually. Kyo Kusanagi- Short-order chef. Instant burgers, anyone? Ukyo Tachibana- Follows in Legolas' footsteps and becomes a model for hair care products |
| Lady Joanne Sakazaki |
posted 12/8/03 9:43 PM
Hwang & Seung Mina will get hitched and have two or more kids. The same thing will happen to Mitsurugi & Taki. |
| Lady Joanne Sakazaki |
posted 1/14/04 10:19 PM
Ivy (Soul Calibur): Stripper O_O! Maybe |
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Ronin Fox (Moderator) |
posted 1/14/04 10:53 PM
Yoshimitsu (Tekken, Soul Calibur)- Sushi chef http://roninfox.koolhost.com My other site. Shake your groove thing! |
| Lady Joanne Sakazaki |
posted 1/15/04 10:18 PM
Siegfried, Movie Star that all the girls swoon over. |
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Kage Shoujo (Moderator) |
posted 1/21/04 6:44 AM
Otacon - gets rich manufacturing his own line of walking, talking metal gear toys Liquid - becomes famous voice acting for certain disney movies....(Cam Clarke is Simba's singing voice!!!) |
| Solid Snake |
posted 1/21/04 7:20 AM
Me, Solid Snake: Stays in a beachhouse in Hawaii with a bevy of buxom, bikini-clad beauties. Now that's the life. http://planet-mgs.com Planet MGS |
| T. Tripweed |
posted 5/14/04 9:45 AM
I have a few (of course, credits to Ronin, most WERE her ideas a long time ago) Yoshimo (Baldurs Gate 2): Suhi cart owner Cernd (BG2 again): Tofu Restaurant owner Anomen (BG2): Gollum double JC Denton (Deus Ex): The *REAL* Neo from the Matrix Legolas (LotR books and videogames): Stripper |
| Ronin Fox |
posted 5/18/04 2:02 AM
Heeheeheeheeeeee, good ones, Tripweed! Here's another for Solid Snake: Hustler at the local billiards hall. Heh heh. http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing! |
| Sir Richard Gerard |
posted 5/20/04 5:34 AM
Irenicus: TV chef Addy the Golem: Mascot for a children's TV show |
| Lady Joanne Sakazaki |
posted 5/22/04 8:57 PM
Voldo & Raphael, SC: Ballet dancers. What do you think? |
| T. Tripweed |
posted 5/26/04 3:24 PM
A few more :) Dark Savant (Wizardry 8): Mephisto from Spidersman double (they are SO similar XD) Guybrush Threepwood: Stand up Comedian (either that, or the director of Kazaa, seeing as he is a Mighty Pirate) Tommy vercetti (GTA Vice City): Comeback as Michael Corleone in The Godfather The Nameless One (Planescape: Torment): reuseable training tool for beginning surgians Morte Planescape: Torment): Hamlet play accesoire RFS-81 (Wizardry 8): Attack droid in Star Wars |
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