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| Author | Topic: Vee Vall Cover Everyzink |
| Count Crete |
posted 1/19/05 2:42 PM
You zink zat you can stop me ? No vay ! Today Stanley, tomorrow Lantau - a valuable resource means lots of space that hasn't YET been Count Crete - d. |
| Wang Commander Harris Grey |
posted 2/15/05 3:02 PM
I say, need a hand to make the world grey? I can do the sky for you, I mean, we wouldn't want it to be blue now, would we, old boy? |
| Count Crete |
posted 2/15/05 3:08 PM
Zis iz ein excellent idea, Vink Commander! You can fill zee air mit smoke. I am covering the sand and grass in Stanley and on Lantau, so no more yellow or green can be seen. |
| Dai Oxin |
posted 2/15/05 3:13 PM
Of cars, you can't forget me. I'm doing my bit in Tsing Yi - only choking but its a start or is it the end? |
| Polly Tishan |
posted 2/17/05 3:19 PM
I find the colour green obscene but before I destroy the trees and grass, may I ask, what's my cut ? |
| Agent Orange |
posted 2/19/05 4:02 PM
Napalm 'em, buddy ! That deathvietnamly works - green jungle, yellow people, whatever - all ashen gray. |
| Flueur de Terre |
posted 2/22/05 4:54 AM
Red and Yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue. I can sing a rainbow. Sing a rainbow too! |
| Controller Stone |
posted 2/28/05 3:00 PM
What is this twee colourful stuff, Miss Terre ? I see a red door and I want it painted grey, no colours any more, I want them to turn grey. It's so hard living in Tung Chung when you can't breathe the grey. |
| Count Crete |
posted 2/28/05 3:09 PM
Cough cough! I mean, here here ! That's the idea, my drear ! Fill the air with the colour of fear! If we could hear it, what would it sound like? A faint and ghoulish scream in a dream ? Cackle cackle cackle. |
| Mac Tar |
posted 3/2/05 11:42 AM
Have yee forgetten me, Count Crete ? Without my roads, yer mixers could nae deliver yer life-obliterating grey stuff and am I nae a darker grey than yee ? |
| Count Crete |
posted 3/3/05 4:34 AM
Indeed you are my unnatural friend! You haf done vell as has Mr. MacDonald who is busy filling the insides of the people with foul gunk and spewing out lots of polystyrene. Onward to the end of the road! |
| Larry Grayson |
posted 3/3/05 3:55 PM
What a grey day ! Do you remember me and my friend Everard ? |
| SCMP |
posted 3/4/05 3:57 PM
Sounds like one of our backroom boys. Anyway, back on topic; we can give you a hand with any whitewashing you need, Count. |
| Cap'n Greybeard |
posted 3/10/05 3:56 AM
Oo' ar ! Oy used ta be Cap'n Blackbeard, now oy been turned grey by thee likes o' yee! Oo' ar an' yes oy can remember when tuna was bluefinned and now 'tis grey. 'Ow does yee get the concrete into the seas? At least us pirates wus colourful. Damn thee Count Crete ! |
| Mr. G. Reaper |
posted 3/10/05 9:50 AM
Hah hah hah ! It certainly is a grim world today. I salute you and the armies who are putting the gray in grave, Count Crete! The end is a dead cert. |
| Supe Baggy Bagg |
posted 3/15/05 12:57 AM
Now y'all, don't forget me, I do wrapping and I'm for free, when ur shopping there's no stopping them shop assistants giving it me. Yo baby, I'm plastic, put your stuff in me! |
| Ronnie Mac |
posted 3/17/05 2:00 PM
Super-size Big Mac, Give me heart attack, Give the kids toys, 'Cos Uncle Ronnie knows, They love to play, And if the food is junk, They can throw it away. |
| Blob Builder |
posted 3/21/05 11:04 AM
Blob the builder, Blob the builder, Can we mess with the kids minds? Yes we can ! Make them think that filling the world with concrete's cute and cool and fine. |
| Count Crete |
posted 3/22/05 2:58 PM
Yes, yes ! Supe, Ronnie and Blob, you haf done vell ! And no more grass for the kids to play, only cold hard Count Crete grey and a chilly day. |
| Mad Scientist |
posted 4/6/05 11:13 AM
Just zink, if vee can clone you, Count Crete, what an awesomely grey world this could be! What can be imagined, can be achieved and with countless Count Cretes, life could be so lifeless ! |
| Play Doughy Head |
posted 4/10/05 2:12 AM
Fake plastic flowers and trees is a terrific idea; then there will be no birds, animals or insects. I hear the CEDD have already begun near Disneyland. Ha ha ha - no flas, mate ! |
| The Gwim Weaper |
posted 4/17/05 1:55 AM
I'll get you all in the end, ha ha ha ! And de forest Mr. Playdoughy Head. |
| Count Crete |
posted 5/9/05 5:33 AM
Some people say I'm a count but I say there's no accounting for waste. |
| Your fiend |
posted 5/31/05 2:31 PM
Hey my fiend ! Want some nice grey stuff ? Buy two, get one free - special price for you, my fiend ! |
| The Choker |
posted 1/3/06 9:23 AM
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| The Riddler |
posted 1/5/06 8:48 AM
Looks like the Choker has croaked on the smoke. Riddle me this: When is a city not a city ? When you can't see it for all the smog - like Hong Kong. For all those who just came back and wondered why and where they were. |
| Tony Chemicalie |
posted 3/5/06 11:52 AM
I remember the nights were cool I can still see the waterpool And I remember the girl that I knew from yellow river Yellow river yellow river is in my mind and in my eyes Yellow river yellow river is in my blood it's the place I loveThen I came back after all these years and its purple and green and brown and the fumes fill my eyes with tears. http://http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html a bit ofa larf, init? |
| Tony Chemicalie |
posted 3/5/06 11:54 AM
I remember the nights were cool I can still see the waterpool And I remember the girl that I knew from yellow river Yellow river yellow river is in my mind and in my eyes Yellow river yellow river is in my blood it's the place I loveThen I came back after all these years and its purple and green and brown and the fumes fill my eyes with tears. http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html a bit ofa larf, init? |
| Anon Buddmist Monk |
posted 3/6/06 10:42 AM
M.T.R.C. has almost built the 360^ cable car. Get in and all around you can see ... smog. On a 'clear' day you'll be able to see brown hills and brown sea and just to make sure there are no trees, there are convenient windows to chuck your smouldering cigarette out of so that you can 'create' a fire. When you arrive, you'll be able to enjoy the peace and tranquility of Po Lin Temple and an unimpeded view of the Big Burger, I mean, Buddha - in your dreams! ~ A.B.M. http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Cracks me up ! - Joe King |
| Mechant Little Banker |
posted 3/27/06 1:09 PM
H is for horrible, S is for stupid, B is for Butterfly, C is for Catchers on those huge adverts on the MTR. Let's teach the children that nature's living creatures are just for their a-museum-ent, shall we? http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Tres drole ! - Hugh Mer |
| Old King Coal |
posted 3/30/06 2:16 PM
I'm Old King Coal but you can call me CLP. I planted ten thousand trees, you can see the advert on TV, say, "I believe". I got a helicopter to lift a load up to the top of the hill and left them there to die. TV is magic, just like my fairy dust, that your lungs will be bust by, by and by. http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Laugh, I nearly wet myself ! ~ Avery Hotbabe |
| Mo Car |
posted 4/6/06 2:27 PM
'S Mo Car here ! Second hand smoke, a second-hand 'Mo Car, I'll give it yer free. You don't have to cough up but yer will. Cigarettes is nothing compared to the smoke cars spew out. Allright ! http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Laugh, I nearly wet myself ! ~ Avery Hotbabe |
| Countess Crete |
posted 4/7/06 9:49 AM
I am headmistress of a Kinderconcretejunglen und ve like to teach the A P I, O U don't believe that government index, do you ? This is what you are calling a choke, isn't it ? http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Laugh, I nearly wet myself ! ~ Avery Hotbabe |
| Count Crete |
posted 4/12/06 11:24 AM
Ah, Mein Leadling ! Vot a fogging crete sink you are doink - a kinderconcretejunglen ! Dust why you are my Countess ! http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html I split my sides larfin', mate ! ~ Craig Meup |
| Ronnie Mad Dog Entrails |
posted 4/13/06 6:33 AM
I am so impressed that I will give the kids a free happy lunch of a Mad Dog Entrails burger, flies and a paper cup of Choke. http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Velly furry ! - Jo Kin Gai |
| Colonel Saggyass |
posted 4/13/06 12:10 AM
An' I'll make sure they're avian a real happy lunch with my special Kenducky Flued Chicken. It'll make you sick as a parrot ! http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Full of gags ! - Mel Sox |
| Saul Greyguin |
posted 5/15/06 12:35 AM
'Allo ! Saul Greyguin, greyed greyed grandzon of Paul Greyguin, 'ere. I 'ave com to 'Ong Kong viz ma friend, Tjis Funny Cough, greyed greyed grandzon of Vincent Funny Cough. We are nouveaux ampressionists. Zis iz a greyed city even in zee contryzide. We wor walking in zee contryzide an' I zed to Tjis, "Zee zat 'ill overe zer ?" an 'e zed, "Non. Sacre Gris ! 'Ow can vee pient 'ere ? If we pient juste a grey canvas, people vill zink we are sad expressionists, n'est ce pas ?" http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html C'est fou ! - Toloose Le Plot |
| Greymind Hirst |
posted 5/29/06 3:07 PM
Bet you think my so-called art is a load of formaldehyde tripe but I can't beat a whole city bathed in chemicals like Hong Kong. Holy cow ! What an installation ! Okay, I confess; I can't paint or sculpt but this charlatan can fool those art critics and make loads-a-money; a bit like your local plutocracy, in a way. http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Loads-a-brickbats - Barry Flannagan |
| Man Da Rin |
posted 7/7/06 5:33 PM
I'm a skolar, know what I mean ? Is there any truth in the rumour that some government think tankers have proposed that the whole civil service have terracotta replicas made of them to honour their great service to the community and to be a future tourist attraction ? Some critics have complained that its just another grandoise scheme to ensure Mr. Tsang's place in posterity and have dubbed it Donald's Terracotta Clerks. http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html Loads-a-brickbats - Barry Flannagan |
| Ian Garland |
posted 7/10/06 4:02 PM
England may have got knocked out of the World Cup again but at least Stonehenge is 4,500 years old, proving that we weren't quite the primitive cavemen types that we were thought to be, though some may have regressed somewhat, in'it ? ! There's only one P in Portugal ! http://homepage.mac.com/humour/Menu6.html He's offside ! - Herring Curry |
| Terry Antula |
posted 10/10/06 2:40 PM
Spiderman, spiderman, that's who I am. Put something on my web that I don't like and I'll cut you off because I can and because I'm very unhappy, I mean, how would you like being half-spider, half-man; it's like those half-suits, half-men or the cybermen. |
| Phillip 'n' Chris |
posted 11/23/06 2:00 PM
If you're swimming in the river or maybe in a sea.If you're in the bath or maybe in the showerWherever you may beIf you get in trouble,You know what to do.Call Fishman !Bubble bubble bubble bubble,Fishman !He can save you, Yes he can ! |
| Mo Higgin |
posted 11/23/06 2:09 PM
Help ! We are the last of the tuna and we don't want to end up as bluefin in a tin. Help us Fishman ! Only you can save us ! You're our only hope ! All together now, Fishman ! Bubble bubble bubble bubble, Fishman ! |
| RinkyTinky |
posted 12/3/06 10:18 AM
I come from Greyjing so I like to think that this place here is "home from home".Like the teeth of my girlfriend, grey is the new black. "Sing if you're glad to be grey!" |
| khalid |
posted 12/7/06 6:26 PM
ILOVE YOU |
| Sir Uptishus Fard |
posted 5/9/07 12:35 AM
I say chaps, in the old days, when one let one rip, heads would turn or when one let a stinker dribble out, people would cringe and retch even but nowadays, the place is so noisy 'n' smelly, nobody notices at all. One was brimstone on legs, now one just blends in. One has lost one's raisin d'etre ! |
| Fong Pei Wong |
posted 6/16/07 2:39 PM
Wew, Sir Uptishus, if you think you're so flatulent, maybe we can compete in the Olympigs in Beijing next year but come to think of it, the air will probably be even thicker and smellier than it is here. What are a couple of old farts to do ? |
| Horn Bill |
posted 8/18/07 2:30 PM
I am the icon of 'Amazing Malaysia', vaunted as a wildlife paradise. Well, I'm writing to complain; because of Robert 'slick Kouk' and his cronies, my home the rainforest has been all but destroyed and plantations of palm oil trees stand in it's place - all so that 'Slick Kouk' can grease a few palms. Us hornbills are being killed to make dollar bills ! |
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