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Dave Mainsail posted 1/11/06 6:33 PM    
At some point in my life, I remember being offered
the following alternatives. The problem is, I can't
remember by whom. Any ideas?
A circus or a seaside pier. A sausage or a pint of
beer.
Candy Gotheridge posted 1/13/06 7:43 PM    
Dave - was it the one person offering both pairs of alternatives? Or two separate peeps?
Dave Mainsail posted 1/14/06 3:47 PM    
Candy: thanks for trying to help! I've got a feeling it
was three people, and that those same three people
were offering both alternatives. And I've realised
that I was wrong about one thing: it wasn't a
sausage or a *pint* of beer; rather, it was sausage
or a *can* of beer. I wish it were possible to find
out through the Interweb!!
Candy Gotheridge posted 1/16/06 8:18 PM    
I'm afraid I can't point you in the right direction. I was thinking at first that it might have been Pontius Pilate but that now seems ridiculous in light of the "can" stipulation. Good luck.
Why a twerp? posted 1/16/06 8:23 PM    
Dave,
I've struck bingo for you. A quick Google, using the
search engine Google, Googled up this song, in
which the alternatives you remember being offered
are em-bedhead (perhaps now you can see why it is
three people who gave the advice):
Goodies! Goodie goodie yum yum!
Take a little good advice;
Try a trip to paradise.
It's not hard to find,
You've got it on your mind,
You can't pretend it wouldn't be nice.
It's whatever turns you on.
Goodies!
A circus or a seaside pier,
A sausage or a can of beer,

A stripper or a clown,
Prices going down,
You can make it happen here.
Fine for all the family.
Goodies!
Goodies, goody goody yum yum!
Goodies, goody goody yum yum!
Goodies, goody goody yum yum!
The Goodies are coming for you
And you and you and you.
Tony McLeish posted 1/17/06 1:13 PM    
It won't wash.
Spimage Itting posted 1/18/06 1:13 AM    
If you hear this song, you'll be humming it for weeks:
http://www.ziplo.com/BakedCake.html
Graham Cornel posted 1/21/06 5:06 PM    
Mouthwash. It's true. That's a song that reaches deep. If I knew what was coming, I'd have brought a chaperone.
Favourite Gwesty posted 11/28/06 12:54 AM    
So it was The Goodies, was it?
Sean Fox posted 7/22/07 9:47 PM    
Goodies?
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