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| Author | Topic: Strange question, funny answer |
| Tony McLeish |
posted 1/12/07 1:39 PM
Hands up if you remember Nik Kershaw, the popster from the 1980s. He was once asked what would he do if the world was about to end in 15 minutes. His answer was "Well I wouldn't start any long books". That is a bitchin' answer. I was in stitches. |
| Practical Joke |
posted 1/12/07 10:18 PM
When Ghandi visited Britain for the first time, a journalist asked him what he thought of Western civilisation. He replied, "I think it would be a good idea." |
| Egg Sausage-Bacon |
posted 1/15/07 9:27 PM
You can't see it, but I've just put my hand up. My intention is to signal remembrance of Nik Kershaw. |
| Andrew Teeth |
posted 1/15/07 9:28 PM
There's a character in The Rutles who, on being asked, after receiving the MBE, "Do you feel better after seeing the Queen?" replies, "No, you feel better after seeing the doctor". |
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Sebastian Floert (Moderator) |
posted 1/17/07 11:28 PM
Wait! Isn't Ghandi spelt "Gandhi"? |
| Practical Joke |
posted 1/24/07 1:44 PM
Not the way I spell it, pal. |
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Sebastian Floert (Moderator) |
posted 1/24/07 11:49 PM
Fair enough. |
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