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| Author | Topic: London |
| Tony McLeish |
posted 10/3/07 12:43 AM
Does anybody know if there are any organised elephants in London? |
| Gandalf the Pink |
posted 10/11/07 9:55 AM
To ensure that we are not wasting our time in attempting to answer this question, we should first determine whether there are any organised elephants. If there are not, then we can be sure that there is none in London. |
| Ira O'Neill |
posted 10/12/07 6:45 PM
This is my experience of London: It's very small. I walked all round it in ten or fifteen minutes. There are no MacDonalds or KFC. It's rubbish. |
| Mr Wilson |
posted 10/12/07 8:49 PM
Are you sure you were in London, England and not perhaps London, Belize or London, Equatorial Guinea or London, Limpopo? |
| Kelvin Knees |
posted 10/17/07 4:40 PM
There's an Elephant and Castle in London, I know that. Is that the sort of thing you were asking about? London is rubbish, though. Give me Chequerbent any time. |
| Styz Stex |
posted 10/21/07 2:00 PM
Got to London, half past six, and I wished I'd never come, There's poofs down there drinking halves of lager Without notes from their mums No gravy at the chippy, and what's a saveloy? Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys. If I live to be forty, I'll never understand Why they're open til eleven to serve Beer that's second hand Dialing 0625 on the telephone, I said: 'Pull us a pint of bitter, Ray, tonight I'm coming home.' |
| William Dunbar |
posted 11/1/07 10:27 PM
London, thou art of towns A per se. Soveraign of cities, semeliest in sight, Of high renoun, riches, and royaltie; Of lordis, barons, and many goodly knyght; Of most delectable lusty ladies bright; Of famous prelatis in habitis clericall; Of merchauntis full of substaunce and myght: London, thou art the flour of Cities all. |
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