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| Author | Topic: Match Report |
| 1 Inch from the Disability Allowance |
posted 10/18/06 10:10 PM
After considering the rather dubious match report from the Firsts match on sunday, I believe the reporter needs to consider his own 'marshalling' ability. It seemed to me that the only thing he could marshall in the second half of the match was the protection of his nether regions, and he also seems to be suffering from a rather extreme case of self confidence. If this self appraisal continues, his nether regions won't need to be protected at all as they won't be seeing much action... |
| Self confidence is a gift not a curse |
posted 10/19/06 4:25 PM
To aim to achieve is simply to be human, if one lives without success, one is deemed to be a failure. Even in, from time to time, we perform somewhere short of highly, or even well, if we hold our ideals at the strongest level, it means we can still strive to achieve them again. Unlike some football players, a groin strain will not mean i will limp off the pitch like a spoilt 6 year old girl. So occasional groin rubbing eases the pain, and helps me continue, allbeit at a percentage somewhere short of 100. I ask you, mr 'i have an inch for a penis', what is the greater good, to leave a team a man down, or do battle on regardless of pain and discomfort? I do not feel the need to rise to your childish and somewhat un-original whining, but i thought if we made a point of it now, before you degressed in age any more. As for having self-confidence issues, it is better to believe than to hide your head behind ridiculous alias' as if you live in fear of saying what you truly feel, and being chastised for it. |
| Self confidence is a gift not a curse |
posted 10/19/06 11:55 PM
I may have mistook the tag name somewhat, and got my geners mistaken, if so i apologise, we all make mistakes after all. |
| Beechy |
posted 10/20/06 11:48 AM
In all honesty, some proof reading of match reports should perhaps be considered... The rugby boys could have a field-day! |
| To '1 inch' |
posted 10/29/06 4:08 PM
Why? Why use my tag name? Are you truly 6ft 6 and just short of that prestigious blue badge, or can you park where ever you wish? |
| Birdman |
posted 10/29/06 4:59 PM
Is the post above from the real 1 inch from disability allowance? Can it really be that man, that legend? |
| To Birdman |
posted 10/30/06 9:42 PM
I am indeed 1 inch from disability allowance. Alas,i was so close yet so far. Gigantism can effect many infact in some cases (as i am sure you are aware) testes can become enlarged beyond recognition. I am confident that this has not affected either of us my biological companion |
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