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| Author | Topic: News I am sure you will be delighted to hear!! |
| Wakey |
posted 7/21/08 12:13 AM
I am sure you will all be pleased, I am leaving! Wakey is of to live in Dubai! Sun and Sand (and tax free) have won me over,info out shortly on the leaving party, likely to be Black Tie in Kent at start of September. Will give you all a shout over the next week or so. Wakey |
| Wakey |
posted 7/21/08 12:14 AM
Hopefully I will not make as many spelling mistakes in Arabic! |
| Gorilla |
posted 7/22/08 3:39 PM
I don't think there is any chance of that! Good luck mate, what are you going to be doing exactly? Aside from playing golf, wearing pink short sleeved shirts and blagging your way in to corporate events?! |
| mcfly |
posted 7/22/08 4:55 PM
black tie for a leaving party???? good luck anyway, tours to dubai it is then |
| Ralphamale |
posted 7/23/08 3:01 PM
Surely the dress code for Wakey's exiling must be based on the Wingnut himself?? Number 16 rugby tops, jeans that are just not long enough, white socks, brill creamed hair, stick on ears, etc........ |
| bentos |
posted 7/28/08 8:37 AM
no golf trip then Wakey? or will all gold trips be to Dubai in the future! i am well up for any party |
| Roberts |
posted 7/29/08 4:23 PM
Does Dubai still operate the islamic law of chopping off hands for light fingered individuals? And don't they still use stoning for a punishment for adultery?? Wakey with your aptitude for collecting things and sleezing around women I would be considering a change of destination mate..... you may have to relearn a one handed golf swing its probably better than the one you have!!! Oh and by the way you don't need anyone to take you to the airport or anything, just to make sure you leave of course |
| Wakey |
posted 7/30/08 11:04 AM
Sutts has kindly offered to take me to the airport for that very reason! Shot 84 yesterday so I hope to keep both hands! |
| bentos |
posted 7/30/08 6:26 PM
84 over is respectable wakey!! only if your name is gimley (piglet). he aint going by plane Roberts he has two wings on the side of his heaf that should get him there!!! all be it, not as big as hanson's Prince Charles |
| Ralphamale |
posted 7/31/08 8:08 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7528414.stmBetter curb your use of rohypnol out there Wakeman. |
| bentos |
posted 7/31/08 8:38 AM
very enlightening Ralphamale!!! if i was you wakey i would read and digest the material your trusty housemate has provided!!! In true Wakeman style i am opening a book on Wakey being locked up within a year! any takers? |
| Mutton |
posted 8/4/08 9:21 PM
A year? sooner than that, the article said homosexuality is a crime, i give him 3 mins!! |
| Ralphamale |
posted 8/5/08 10:15 AM
My money is on Wakey converting to Islam by Christmas! |
| Gorilla |
posted 8/5/08 1:19 PM
Wakey probably thinks the Qu'ran is a type of curry so I wouldn't back that mate! |
| mcfly |
posted 8/7/08 12:01 AM
wakey y u packing for a dessert? |
| Wakey |
posted 8/8/08 4:31 PM
Please tell me I didn't! RALPH - Whats your home address? Tar |
| Ralphamale |
posted 8/11/08 8:21 AM
Its changing soon, moving at the end of the month, i'll text you my parents address later. |
| Mutton |
posted 8/11/08 7:46 PM
Wakey, i received my invitation to this momentous celebration but 2 things. 1. if you're haviong a house party why do we need to stay in hotels, i dont mind crashing where i fall?! And 2. Black tie? really? Is that necessary?! |
| Gorilla |
posted 8/12/08 9:33 AM
Sutts, I'll share a hotel room with you mate, bring back the good old days?! I for one (and I'm sure I can include Ralph and Sutts) do not own a dress shirt and bow tie or even a black suit at the moment because I trashed it out on the town a little while back so it is all looking a wee bit expensive! |
| Wakey |
posted 8/12/08 10:17 AM
How could you turn down such an invitation from Gorilla Sutts! The last time I saw you in tucks you looked very handsome indeed!Sure you can find a black jacket from somwhere! |
| Mutton |
posted 8/15/08 7:59 PM
Can we share a suit and the room? |
| Wakey |
posted 8/20/08 7:44 PM
With Sutts and Gorilla both in Piglet you need to change your flight times and get your RAT back to blighty eariler that day!! Munch Man - Need your address please mate. Cheers |
| Gorilla |
posted 8/21/08 10:04 AM
Sadly not Ian! So you did enjoy it in Newquay! You were just pretending all along... |
| Le Munch |
posted 8/21/08 4:12 PM
I'll fbook you a message - don't want to be flooded with fan mail |
| Le Munch |
posted 8/22/08 2:20 PM
massivemullet@loversofcock.co.uk |
| Le Munch |
posted 8/22/08 3:44 PM
hilarious..... |
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